For Sale: Island Fixer-Upper

And, it comes with a boat too. Yes, this beauty is yours for only $1,950,000 U.S. And, if you make an offer in the next 10 days, we'll throw in this lovely 45 foot cabin cruiser for free. Yes, you too can live in the shadow of Atlantis, where the elite meet to eat - all of the fish you can catch off your front porch.

Where else can you find such a bargain in Nassau? Nowhere else, according to Bahamas realtor Dewey Cheatham, and financing is available too. Sadly, I only had $1,675,000 on me when I met with the realtor at Senor Frogs. So, once again my opportunities to make true my investment strategy of J.T.W.R.O.S. was foiled. No, I wasn't referring to Joint Tenants With Right Of Survivorship - I meant the explanation I gave my wife years ago when she questioned those initials on a brokerage statement. As I told her then, it was the perfect tax strategy - Just Think We'll Retire Off Shore.

Anybody know where I can get my hands on another $225,000? Sure, it's a fixer-upper, but it does meet the three most important things - location, location and location. Maybe with a little paint, we can sell that boat and get one of those cute little paddle boards to get over and back from Senor Frogs. Yeah, that's the ticket........